Note: I'd like to begin by apologizing for my poor grammar and/or spelling. I wish I had some sort of excuse as to why I'm such a piss poor writer, but there really isn't one.
I've spent an inordinate amount of time thinking up my incredibly clever blog name (#sarcasm) so I figure I should take some time out and explain it :D
The second word is fairly simple I love elephants and if I could own a tiny midget elephant and carry it in my purse like a more original Paris Hilton, it would be a dream come true.
The first word has a story (even though it's probably obvious). At around 12 years of age, I hit puberty. As many of you will know this means my body changed a lot, the biggest change I remember is that my hips and thighs were suddenly much wider. Considering I'd spent my entire life up to this point I'd been a tall and thin girl I suddenly became obsessed with my weight and being the girl I was before. Being the girl I was before is almost entirely impossible considering now I have a 32D bra size (I was probably a 18-A before I hit puberty, with a concave where my chest should be :D) and a more defined pear shaped body.
Though my many attempts to achieve a body I'm more proud of have failed, I'm hoping this attempt will bring me more than self loathing and an intense sense of defeat. Therefore, I am relying on you fine people to help me stand when I've fallen...and for that I would like to thank you.
The third word is there because I figured "skinny elephant" was too much of an oxymoron to exist on its own so I added the most common word a google search of "whimsical blog title ideas" gave me!
With love to new friends,
Nisha :D
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